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6 Things You Need To Know Before You Fall For The Sarcastic Girl

Yes, we're laughing at you.

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6 Things You Need To Know Before You Fall For The Sarcastic Girl

If you have found yourself a girl who's humor you can't seem to understand, you may need to read this. You might be falling for a sarcastic girl. She's the girl who constantly laughs at you and you can't always seem to tell if she's just joking. Don't worry, she is.

But, before you fall for this type of girl you need to know a few things.

1. Yes, we are laughing at you.

We can laugh with you too, but we think it's way funnier to laugh at you. When you do or say something stupid, we'll be sure to let you know with an immense amount of giggles. Just make sure you can take a joke.

2. You can laugh at us, too.

We actually can take a joke. Seriously, if you can make fun of us too, we'll probably fall in love with you. Unfortunately, we're used to men who think we're just bitches or just don't understand that we're usually kidding. So, if you show us that you can bite back, you're in.

3. The meaner we are, the more we like you.

Remember that girl in kindergarten who would throw dirt at you on the playground? At first you thought she was just a bully, but then you found out she actually had a huge puppy dog crush on you. Yeah, that's us. We've clearly never grown up.

4. We seem conceited.

Yeah, this is a joke too. Some of us are actually painfully insecure. We just cover it up with jokes about our insanely hot appearance or how amazing we are. Okay, seriously though, we are amazing but we have to say it sarcastically.

5. We're actually extremely sensitive.

I know it's hard to believe, but under our super tough exteriors, we're surprisingly full of feelings. Yes, we do have feelings. I think the reason we're so sarcastic is because we have feelings and emotions deeper than most. We don't want you to know this about us though.

6. We can be serious too.

It won't work though. We'll try to say something sincere and you'll just be really confused because you're used to the jokes. Stop asking if we're being serious. This is really difficult for us. If you got her to open up, you must have knocked down one of her many, many walls. Good for you, bro!

If you fall for the sarcastic girl, I can assure you you've hit the jackpot. Yes, she might hurt your feelings every once in a while, but it's all out of love. We have enormous hearts and no shame. Although we tease you, we will also do anything for you.

Go out there and find her! Find that girl who can laugh at you and your stupid dad jokes, she's got a heart of gold!

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