Thanks to Facebook's feature, "On This Day," I am reminded daily of how dumb and annoying I was in middle school. Why didn't my parent's have strict rules when it came to the internet? Why did I think I was cool because I had a Facebook before I was thirteen? Some of my most popular posts are the following, let's make fun of me together.
1. Apparently, stupid spelling, too.
2. I have yet to hear back from all the top bakeries I've applied to...
Shoutout to you Noel, for being a positive ray in my 12-year-old life.
3. Did I not learn anything from what happened two days ago?
Shoutout to you again Noel, pretty sure you were my only friend who read what I said.
4. Because I HAD to post something.
I was so desperate for likes.
5. I still love wasting time.
6. I can now read through "The Cat in the Hat" without asking for help now.
7. I never need a boyfriend because I have my coat!
Just kidding, I need help with the romantic duets on songs. I can't sing both parts forever.
8. The first time I got a hickey (sorta).
Story time: I decided to put eraser caps on my face (because I was such a quirky teen!) and they left red marks that didn't go away for almost a week. My mom ordered pictures that year and refused to let me do retakes. It is framed and hung proudly. I was so stupid.
9. Who hurt me?
10. Giving relationship advice before actually being in one and before discovering spell check.
I am not, never will be, or ever was a love doctor.
11. Sharing my recent discovery.
12. Being a jerk
Boy, it's hot, you let those pits BREATHE.
13. Confusing Facebook with Google.
14. Still uncoordinated to this day.
15. Wish I could tell her it gets better, sadly it didn't
Can I say that I've changed? I mean, sure. Twitter is now my platform to be annoying, sorry Facebook....or sorry Twitter?