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15 Statuses I Shouldn't Have Made On Facebook In Middle School

Who gave me internet access?

Samantha Villa
Apr 04, 2017
Portland State University
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15 Statuses I Shouldn't Have Made On Facebook In Middle School
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Thanks to Facebook's feature, "On This Day," I am reminded daily of how dumb and annoying I was in middle school. Why didn't my parent's have strict rules when it came to the internet? Why did I think I was cool because I had a Facebook before I was thirteen? Some of my most popular posts are the following, let's make fun of me together.

1. Apparently, stupid spelling, too.

2. I have yet to hear back from all the top bakeries I've applied to...

Shoutout to you Noel, for being a positive ray in my 12-year-old life.

3. Did I not learn anything from what happened two days ago?

Shoutout to you again Noel, pretty sure you were my only friend who read what I said.

4. Because I HAD to post something.

I was so desperate for likes.

5. I still love wasting time.

6. I can now read through "The Cat in the Hat" without asking for help now.

7. I never need a boyfriend because I have my coat!

Just kidding, I need help with the romantic duets on songs. I can't sing both parts forever.

8. The first time I got a hickey (sorta).

Story time: I decided to put eraser caps on my face (because I was such a quirky teen!) and they left red marks that didn't go away for almost a week. My mom ordered pictures that year and refused to let me do retakes. It is framed and hung proudly. I was so stupid.

9. Who hurt me?

10. Giving relationship advice before actually being in one and before discovering spell check.

I am not, never will be, or ever was a love doctor.

11. Sharing my recent discovery.

12. Being a jerk

Boy, it's hot, you let those pits BREATHE.

13. Confusing Facebook with Google.

14. Still uncoordinated to this day.

15. Wish I could tell her it gets better, sadly it didn't

Can I say that I've changed? I mean, sure. Twitter is now my platform to be annoying, sorry Facebook....or sorry Twitter?

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