Here we are, folks, the liberal scum have done it again. This week, the media's rigged puppet is none other than a bottle of shampoo endorsed by democratic "social warrior" Elmo. Seems like every week, we've got another major political figure being controlled by the wimpy media, and this time it's a character that's been brainwashing our kids for years. Well I'm here to tell you, Elmo: You're not in your Safe Space Sesame Street anymore! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!

The letter of the day is G, for GUNS. Oh, are you triggered? Are you going to go cry, you stupid sensitive shampoo? Well, big news! Johnson and Johnson aren't here to guarantee your NO TEARS! Go ahead and cry to your conditioner Elmo but you'll never be able to get the phony liberal media out of your hair!!!!

You know, its a damn shame that all of you kids are being taught to blindly "follow the leader' and ur never taught to have a opinion of you're own!!! what disgrace to country! lol u just listen to whomevers voice is loudest and u dont actually here what said, what a joke !!! HA

& if I havent made point as yet, here memes to help:

^^^ THIS YOU!!! ^^^ hah lil baby elmo go back to ur crib & cry about it

SHampoo is probably brainswashing lol

LIBERAL=%_%@@@@@@@

media...........r.i.g.g.e.d...............&+=%%%###ERROR###ERROR###ERRRRRRRR

###SHAMPOO###LIBERAL###RIGGED###

SYSTEMSHUTDOWN###YES?###NO?###RESTORE-AMERICA-TO-GREATNESS

RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!!!!!!!

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