As per the usual: Sorry Mom.
Here are some gifs that I sexually relate to.
...But no, really, sorry Nancy.
1. When a cutie is in the room and I approach.
2. A successful one-night stand after a club.
3. (Deep manly voice) "Hey, why were you in my bathroom for so long?"
4. Defensive about my own ding dong.
5. Is presented with something unconventional.
6. Explaining the NECESSITY of foreplay.
7. Oh my god, just kidding... Hopefully it never comes to this...
8. When someone tries to do that "After-doink Snuggle and Chat" and I can't because I now feel shameful and awkward about the weird thing we just did.*
*Totally just kidding, sex is cool and natural.
_mYleS