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Expanding The Kylie Jenner Empire

Why stop with cosmetics?

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Expanding The Kylie Jenner Empire

Recently Kylie Jenner has released her Birthday line of eyeshadows, eyeliners, lip kits, and more! Hundreds of thousands of us tuned into her snap story as she tested these shimmer pots of goodness on her perfectly tanned and toned skin. We watched as she unveiled Leo and "oh" and "ahh" as it shimmered and glimmered.

Undoubtably the Kardashians have built an empire and little Kylie Jenner is just beginning her own. Why stop at makeup? Why stop with Kyliner and Matte Singles? I want to see Kylie everything. I want to see Ky-steaks or a Ky-University, well maybe leave those jokes for Donald Trump, but I for one cannot wait to see where Kylie takes us next and I have a feeling it may look a little something like this (minus the substandard photoshop skills):

The Kyoffee


Watch out Starbucks! First Oprah with her Chai and now Kylie with her coffee. If you're looking for a strong coffee with a little bit of a bite then try the overpriced Kyoffee. Coming to a Starbucks drive through near you.

The Kyrocs

Who better to bring back this heinous trend than our beloved Kylie? Our KyQueen once wore a jean poncho so honestly stranger things have happened.

The Kyandy

Flavors included are Tyga, Thighbrows, Yeezus, and Cultural Appropriation

...and my personal favorite

The Kylzone


Oozing with cheesiness this dish's irresistible nature is sure to be the talk of the town and may even be more interesting than the KyQueen herself. Mmm mmm Good!

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