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Taking An Exam As Told By Bernie Sanders

For when studying has you feeling the bern.

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Taking An Exam As Told By Bernie Sanders

Everyone has experienced that feeling when you show up to class feeling lighthearted and stress-free, but then your professor reminds you that you have a test the next day, a test that you had completely forgotten about. You desperately flip through your planner and see the words EXAM written in bright red pen and underlined. As the democratic primaries continue, senator Bernie Sanders definitely knows what it feels like to be totally swamped with work and stress. So here’s Bernie to tell you how that exam you forgot about is going to go...

1. Your day has been going great! Until your professor reminds you that the exam is, in fact, tomorrow. You hope it’s a joke as you realize that you haven’t even thought about studying yet...

2. At first, you try to deny that it exists.

3. You consider hiring someone to take the exam for you, but know that it’s probably not the best idea...

4. That night someone asks you how the studying is going...

5. The next morning you completely oversleep because you had been studying all night long and have to sprint to the test.

6. You find your seat and your teacher asks if you feel like you’ve studied enough before you take the exam.

7. You stare at the exam before time begins and try to psych yourself up,

8. And for a brief second as you answer a few questions like a pro, you feel like this:

9. But then you hit a question that you’re not so sure about.

10. And you realize you have no idea what’s going on…

11. So in desperation, you try to just list random facts that might be related to the question.

12. Out of nowhere some kid gets up and turns his exam in 30 minutes early when you’re barely halfway done.

13. Before you know it, the teacher is announcing that there are five minutes left and you still have three pages left to fill out.

14. You have no idea how well you did, most likely failed, but hey! It’s over. *drops the pencil*

15. So you do your happy dance!

16. Because you crushed it.

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