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Everything You're Thinking About Towson, Told by Spongebob

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

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Over the long winter break, we realize that we miss Towson and really want to go back, even though we were so excited to go home. As we finally return, Spongebob helps reflect on our beloved school.

1. Getting kicked out of the Liberal Arts Building by the cops:

We get a notification about an armed robbery every other day, but we get kicked out for studying for finals...


2. When you're too lazy to go anywhere else for food, so you sit in Glen and contemplate your decision:

What have I done to myself...and my stomach?


3. Finally going uptown again after a long winter break without it:

Even in 30-degree weather.


4. Cramming to finish a paper due at midnight when it's 11:45 p.m.

What I learned in boating school is....


5. Going to the hot dog cart after a long night:

He is the real MVP.

6. Wondering when the renovation on Burdick Gym will actually be started/finished:

"Will be done in Fall 2017," More like: will start in Fall 2017.

7. When you're the only one in PAWS but it takes them at least 30 minutes to make your grilled cheese:

Seriously though, why?

8. Walking into an 8 a.m. wearing what you slept in:

Everyone has done this.

9. When every professor decides to have everything due the same week:

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

10. When your roommate leaves for a weekend:

The room just isn't the same when you're all alone.


11. When you get a bad advisor:

You're supposed to help me figure out what to do with my life, but you don't even answer emails.

12. Realizing that Pizza Palace, PAWS, and Roadside are catching up to you:

"It will go straight to your thighs, and then you blow up."


13. When every inch of campus is lined with ice but class isn't cancelled:

Or when they don't send a message that class is cancelled until you already wake up early for class.

14. There is always an interesting smell on the elevators:


15. Trying to use your brain after a month of not using it:

Horseradish is not an instrument either.



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