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Everything You Need to Know About USC's Fall Opponents in 10 Words or Less

For those of you who don't follow football but want to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Matt Sanchez
Aug 18, 2015
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Everything You Need to Know About USC's Fall Opponents in 10 Words or Less
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Sept. 5 - Arkansas State

Ok team. Coach has the same name as this guy.

Sept. 12 - Idaho

Went 1-10 last season. Easy win. Insert potato joke here.

Sept. 19 - Stanford

Did we beat them last season? Yes.

The best quarterback and wierdest mascot we'll face all year.

Sept. 26 - Arizona State (Away)

Did we beat them last season? No, barely.

Your safety school is good at football. Jalen Strong left!

Oct. 8 - Washington

Did we beat them last season? Yes

Coach Sark's old team. They really miss him right now.

Oct. 17 - Notre Dame (Away)

Did we beat them last year? Yes. It was glorious.

Average football. Holier-than-thou attitude. Rudy was a fraud.

Oct. 24 - Utah

Did we beat them last season? No

Good defense but no quarterback. This is the ideal situation.

Oct. 31 - UC Berkeley (Away)

Did we beat them last season? Yes.


Halloween weekender?

Nov. 7 - Arizona

Did we beat them last season? Yes, barely.

Pac-12 south champions. Young quarterback, but Scooby Wright is a monster.

Nov. 13 - Colorado (Away)

Did we beat them last season? Big time

Worst team in the conference. Their mascot will get loose.

Nov. 21 - Oregon (Away)

Top-ranked team with cool uniforms but no Marcus Mariota.

Nov. 28 - UCLA

Did we beat them last season? Don't remind me.

The last game before we head to the CFB playoffs.


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