Chickens, you may never have heard of them, let alone seen one, but recently they've been making a splash in the news so let's take a look at what they are all about.

They Have Feathers

Yes, feathers. I know its strange you usually only see them on birds, and these little shits don't fly so they can't be birds. We can only suppose that they are some sort of distant relative to birds but have failed to develop additional limbs.

They pop out these little white hard things with wet inside

Yeah ok, some of them are brown I accept that, the title was getting a little long so I didn't want to take that chance. Like how I did with that explanation. You actually may have heard of these whacky things, they are called eggs, yes eggs. Of course you thought they looked familiar! You have them all the time! And now you know where these incredible things come from.

They can be assholes too!

Wow! Look at that! What a dick! I bet you thought these guys were friendly, but fuck that! these feathery little fuckers have no manners!

There appear to be many types of chicken

Look at all the different types! This is obscene! We have to be careful, full disclosure we do not know if any of them are venomous or not so watch out. Also, we feel you should know that we do not if they are carnivores or not, so just keep your distance, we've been eating their eggs, they might be pissed.

Ok so I definitely think we need to be careful around these critters, we don't know what they want from us, we don't know what they have planned, we need to be careful, there are many of them and they are clearly dangerous as hell.

Stay safe.