With the election coming at last in less than 2 months Hillary and Trump are both scrambling to win the highest office in the country. The debates coming up are just another way for them each to get ahead. They have a lot to do to get ready. Here are just a few of their preparations.
1. Hillary keeps deleting those pesky emails from last minute donors.
One email scandal is enough for any election-there's no way she could deal with two! But don't worry this time she's using Safari's incognito mode-the government can't catch her this time.
2. Trump is practicing NOT repeating the last 3 words of every speech.
"What do you mean I can't say huge ten times in one speech? It's my catchphrase!"
3. Hillary is practicing facial expressions in front of a mirror in order to look more human.
Hillary has been accused of being robotic many times so she has to make sure people know she's human. Practice makes perfect!
4. Trump is taking all of the candy out of his son's dressing room.
One analogy comparing refugees to Skittles is enough
5. Bill Clinton is thinking about how he'll soon have a few unsupervised hours
He's always up to some mischief...even all these years later
6. Ted Cruz has agreed to play the part of Hillary Clinton in Trump's debate prep
You can see the similarities....even though only one of them is the Zodiac Killer.
Good luck to both of the candidates....may the one with the best hair win! (That's honestly a toss-up)
