As a girl who visits Target at MINIMUM once a week, I definitely say all of these things. I firmly believe that Target is a pretty magical place, and I could waste hours on end pacing the aisles. If you're anything like me, I'm sure you make all of these statements too.
1. “Okay. I’m only here for TWO things.”
GiphyThis is your in-car pep talk. Repeating your two-item list seven times before heading up to the doors.
2. “I don’t need a cart; I’m just getting two things.”
GiphyThis is a lie…you just don't want to admit it yet.
3. “I better look at the new stuff in the dollar section.”
GiphyThe dollar section is so enticing- the portable chargers, the seasonal décor, things you FOR SURE don't need.
4. “Do NOT go to the clearance clothes.”
Giphy*Goes to the clearance clothes and grabs four things because they're only five dollars. *
5. “I need to read more; I’ll get this book on clearance.”
GiphyLet's be honest, you're never going to read that book.
8. “I do NOT need more candles.”
GiphyYou just smelled eight candles and put them all into your cart because they were half off.
9. “I could honestly live here.”
GiphyI mean it has everything you need to sustain life - clothes, food, water, soft places to sleep.
10. “Oh shoot, I forgot to Cartwheel this stuff.”
GiphyYou're now standing near the register quickly scanning everything in the app trying to save some more money.
11. “Might as well get a drink and snack for the road.”
GiphyI can't resist the candy and Starbucks by the exit…
12. “Dang it…I forgot the two things I came here for…”
GiphyYou have made it to your car, put everything in the trunk, ready to drive off. You check your receipt, see that you spent WAY too much money, and didn't leave with what you originally went in for.
Don't worry, you'll probably be back tomorrow.
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