The English major: the thing everyone says is a bad idea, but you're doing it anyway. It may not be the most direct route in life, but at least it's one you enjoy.
1. You asked yourself if this was a good idea
Because when everyone tells you something is a bad idea, you can't help but question it yourself sometimes. So yes, you do wonder if this is really what you want to do. Maybe if you just majored in something simple, life would be easier.
2. Then deciding it was what you wanted
Because this IS what you want to do, regardless of what other people might say or think.
3. Though you're still not sure sometimes
Though the fact is it's hard to ignore the negativity completely. So even when your 99.9% sure this is your path in life, there will always be some doubts.
4. Wondering if it's bad to hate the classic
Yes, "Frankenstine" and "Wuthering Heights" may be the pinochle of classic literature, but it doesn't change the fact they're agonizing to read. Not that these authors aren't great, but it's just hard to appreciate such wordy and winding stories in 2018. Especially when you have to write a paper about them.
5. Trying to explain that you don't want to be a teacher
Because children are not your forte. Or, if you're like me, and your idea of hell is an elementary school classroom.
6. And getting used to the "look" that comes when you do
We all know it, that "you're making a terrible decision" look that flashes across peoples face the moment you say it's not a teaching degree. It would almost be better if they just told you what they were thinking, instead of just staring and nodding with eyes full of pity.
7. Procrastinating on one book with a different book
Because the book you want to be reading is so much better than the one your teacher assigned.
8. Spending way too long in the library
With so many options it's impossible not to. Plus it's another way to procrastinate whatever you should be doing.9. Taking solace in the fact that at least your good at writing papers
It's the only thing you won't have to worry about in college. Trying to find time to write three at the same time is a different matter, however.
10. Thinking about the job market more than most people
Because you have too. The industry is a hard one to break into, and in a world where no industry is easy, it can be a scary thought.
11. Loving what you do, despite any difficulties
Because the fact is you choose this, and you choose it for a reason. It may not be the easiest path, but it's yours, and it's the one you'll gladly take. Your an English major, and even if no one else is happy about that fact, you are