10 Emoji-Only Texts To Send To Your Mailman When You’re Just Tryna Get It | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

10 Emoji-Only Texts To Send To Your Mailman When You’re Just Tryna Get It

That mail isn't gonna deliver itself.

1155
10 Emoji-Only Texts To Send To Your Mailman When You’re Just Tryna Get It
Wikipedia Commons

Everyone has that special mailman in their life. You wouldn't trust anyone else to handle your packages or insert their deliveries into your mailbox. They just mean so so much to you. Here are ten emojis you can text them when you're really wanting that mail to come.

1. Waving Hand

Start slow. You don’t want to scare him off too quickly. Just send him a friendly wave to get his attention. He’ll be wondering what else you have in store for him.

2. Winking Face

You’ve got his attention now. Time to step up your emoji game. Send him a wink.

3. Envelope with Arrow, Open Mailbox With Lowered Flag

Oh yeah, he liked that wink. He really liked that wink. Now show that mailman how empty your mailbox is. Show that mailman how desperately you want him to fill it. You’ve been waiting all day for that mail to arrive. Let him know you need that mail.

4. Hourglass With Flowing Sand, Envelope

Give him a time limit. You need your mail and you need it now. If your mailman really cares about your postal needs, he’s gonna deliver, and he’s gonna deliver fast.

5. Hourglass With Flowing Sand, House Building, Face Blowing A Kiss

Let your mailman know you’ll be at home waiting for him. Blow him a friendly kiss to take with him on his travels.


6. Open Mailbox With Lowered Flag, Confused Face, Thought Balloon, Stopwatch

That mailman is taking way too long. Let him know you’re thinking about him. Let him know you’re thinking about your mail. You want that mail. You really want that mail. You need that mail. Why isn’t he coming as fast as he can?

7. Eggplant

Maybe the mailman doesn’t realize you’ve got perishables on their way. He doesn’t know that if you don’t get your mail today, it won’t be good anymore. Send him an eggplant to let him know you’ve got one of those big purple veggies on the way and you really need it. You need that eggplant from the mailman.

8. Closed Mailbox With Lowered Flag, Right Arrow, Mailbox With Raised Flag

He’s still not arrived yet. Send him an extra incentive. Let him know that when he finally comes, he might get a little extra special return mail, and you’ve got that flag up just for him. Maybe that will get him here sooner.

9. Red Question Mark

Where is he? Let him know you’re wondering. Let him know you have lots of questions for him whenever he decides to show up.

10. Distraught Face, Eggplant

At this point, he’s probably never going to show up. Send him one more text just to let him know how distraught you are over not getting your eggplant. That’s the last time you’re gonna order food through the postal service! You don’t need no mailman. You are strong, you are independent, and you can totally go buy food at the grocery store. Time to cut that postal worker out of your life!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

13701
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

5979
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

4434
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

3904
brown wooden book shelves with books

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments