You know you are a college student when…

1. You can fall asleep anytime, anywhere
2. Naps are once again an acceptable activity and you do make time for them
3. Going to bed before midnight is seen as an accomplishment
4. You have considered skipping class just to sleep in
5. You have discovered many different ways to procrastinate
6. Netflix has become a dominant part of your life
7. You know more about the show you are currently watching than what you are doing in your classes
8. You have developed an addiction to caffeine due to the amount of coffee you drink to stay awake
9. You look forward to eating anywhere off campus
10. Ramen is an acceptable meal
11. You have figured out how to cook almost anything in the microwave
12. The importance of getting food is decided by how cold it is outside
13. You have to limit how much you eat to make sure your meal card lasts
14. Your trash is overflowing—your bank account is not
15. You bought a betta fish
16. Your betta fish is your best friend
17. Receiving mail is an ego booster
18. You buy things online just so you can get a package
19. Amazon Prime has depleted your bank account
20. You would rather eat off of a napkin than wash your dishes
21. You've thrown out a plate or a fork because you didn't feel like washing it
22. You wait ten minutes for the elevator so you don't have to take the stairs
23. You get frustrated when someone from the second floor takes the elevator
24. You will do anything for money
25. Free food (or anything else) — you’ll be there
26. You get upset when someone takes the shower stall you mentally claimed
27. You try to go to the bathroom when nobody else is there because let’s face it, it’s awkward
28. You set multiple alarms in an effort to actually look good in the morning
29. Looking good in the morning has become less important
30. Your underwear and sock supply dictate your laundry schedule
31. You know exactly how long it will take to do your laundry
32. You have to fight for a washing machine and a dryer because everybody somehow decides to do their laundry at the same time
33. You check Facebook more than the news
34. Anything and everything you do is on Snapchat
35. Instagram is an accurate portrayal of your life
36. You've downloaded Yik Yak
37. A lot of your Facebook friends go to your school but you've never actually talked to them
38. You constantly see people you know of but don't actually know
39. You've never actually spoken to a lot of the people in your classes, but you know who they are because of that one time your roommate stalked them on social media
40. You've told yourself you would work out more to avoid the freshman 15
41. You don't work out as much as you said you would
42. The lottery is no longer about money—it’s about housing
43. You have played cards against humanity—a lot