Unless you’re one of those magical creatures that has managed to be mushy in love since you were 15, odds are you’ve experienced some jerks in your day. Whether it be a committed relationship or a three week fling, f-boys will spring on you anytime, anyplace. Here are the 10 stages of getting over one.
Stage One
Frustration... everything was going so perfectly!
Stage Two
Crying to your friends, “Ugh they’re ALL the same!”
Stage Three
Pretending like you’re happy whenever he’s around…”If I fake laugh he will miss me!!”
Stage Four
Drunk calling him and spilling all your feelings that you pretended you didn’t have.
Stage Five
Picking yourself back up. You don’t need no man!
Stage Six
That feeling when he realizes that you’re not sad anymore and tries to come back into your life.
Stage Seven
Wait, what was his name again?
Stage Eight
Oh that one’s cute… surely he will be different!
Stage Nine
Dang it… Another one?
Stage Ten
Confusion. ”But really, why do they all suck?”Stage Eleven
“I give up on boys forever. Seriously never dating again.”