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Eleven Stages Of Getting Over An F-boy, As Told by Brooke Davis

"But really, why do they all suck?"

Taylor Woolridge

May 18, 2016

North Carolina State University

Eleven Stages Of Getting Over An F-boy, As Told by Brooke Davis

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Unless you’re one of those magical creatures that has managed to be mushy in love since you were 15, odds are you’ve experienced some jerks in your day. Whether it be a committed relationship or a three week fling, f-boys will spring on you anytime, anyplace. Here are the 10 stages of getting over one.

Stage One

Frustration... everything was going so perfectly!

Stage Two

Crying to your friends, “Ugh they’re ALL the same!”

Stage Three

Pretending like you’re happy whenever he’s around…”If I fake laugh he will miss me!!”

Stage Four

Drunk calling him and spilling all your feelings that you pretended you didn’t have.

Stage Five

Picking yourself back up. You don’t need no man!

Stage Six

That feeling when he realizes that you’re not sad anymore and tries to come back into your life.

Stage Seven

Wait, what was his name again?

Stage Eight

Oh that one’s cute… surely he will be different!

Stage Nine

Dang it… Another one?

Stage Ten

Confusion. ”But really, why do they all suck?”

Stage Eleven

“I give up on boys forever. Seriously never dating again.”

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Living in the dorms can tear down your immune system.

1. Drink lots of tea with honey.

2. Get a good amount of rest.

3. Make an appointment with the health center or at a doctor's office.

4. Stock up on soup and crackers.

5. If you are able to, go home.

College isn't easy, and I'm afraid I'm not going to make it at the rate my mental health is going.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

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You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

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7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

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