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Being Done With This Election Season As Told By Beetlejuice

November 8 couldn't come faster.

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Being Done With This Election Season As Told By Beetlejuice
The Verge

This election season has been long and crazy, and if you're anything like me, you are so ready for it to be over. Here, in the style of the beloved October movie Beetlejuice, are all the feelings of everyone who is so done with this election season.

1. Every time the candidates try to show off but end up just scaring us all.

2. But then they start talking...

3. When the candidates try to convince us they're the best for the job.

4. When we're all asking the same questions.

5. But the candidates just try to distract us instead of answering.


6. And at first, you handled this whole election really badly.


7. But then you just kind of gave up.

8. And you honestly wish you could die and wake up again after it's all over.

9. So now you just turn off anything about the election, because it's all stuff you've already heard.

10. And now you're just waiting for the mass chaos of November 8.



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