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Eight Kinds Of Drunk People You Encounter While Working At A Bar

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Eight Kinds Of Drunk People You Encounter While Working At A Bar

Working at a bar is a job you'll never forget. You're always in a fun atmosphere, you make great money, and with every shift comes new stories to tell. From the drunk girl dancing on the bar, to the old, creepy men that hit on you every shift, here are the eight types of drunk people you will encounter while working:

1. The drunk guy who thinks he owns the bar.
Everyone who works at the bar knows this guy. He thinks that just because he is a regular that people actually like him. Yes, you spend money at our bar quite often, but that does not mean you can get discounted or free drinks every time you and your friends come in.

2. The girls that think they're the sh*t just because they're dancing in the DJ booth.
Cool. You and your friends are dancing in the DJ booth. No one really cares. Almost every girl that has come to this bar has also stood in that DJ booth. No, the DJ will not buy you drinks. He could care less about how hot you and your friends look in your body-con dresses and stilettos.

3. The overly- intoxicated promoter.
We get it, you get free drinks for your friends and you while also getting paid. Yes, it is the best job ever, but stop being a DAB and actually try to be sober enough to do your job. If you can't even stand up straight, there is no way you can get others to be hyped about our bar. Also, just because you get free bottles, doesn't mean you don't have to tip your waitresses.

4. The creepy guy that thinks he's your boyfriend.
Please stop following me. No, you can't buy me a drink—I'm working. I do not want to smell your vodka breath, while you try to whisper in my ear, "Can I have your number, beautiful?" Stop trying to hold my hand, while I am pouring drinks for your friends. Just back up, or I will get security to kick you out. Thanks:)

5. The drunk girl that cannot twerk, but unfortunately thinks otherwise.
Honey, no, do not go on all fours and shake your small booty in the air. You look like you're a dog trying to scratch its behind. I am sorry, but you're completely off the beat. Where are your friends? Please find them, so they can tell you how ridiculous you look doing that so-called dance move.

6. The drunk girls that can actually twerk.
These are the girls that bring in their whole dance crew and practically have a choreographed routine. They are the definition of booty popping. Every dance move they do is on point to the beat. They're so good that everyone in the bar has to stop and form a dance circle around them, while they get low with their main girls.

7. The old guy that tries to act like he's still in college.
Dude, when are you going to realize you're not 22 anymore? Stop making 21-year-old girls feel uncomfortable. They do not want a 40-year-old man trying to buy them drinks and grab their waist. College girls are going out to meet hot, young men, not the old man that tries to be "hip" by wearing flat bill hats and studded jeans (unless you're rich, but most of the time it's still creepy).

8. And lastly, you can't forget, your plastered friends.
Wow, I have so much FOMO right now. All my friends are having a good time, while I have to serve them. This really sucks. Sorry friends, I am not that important at this bar, I can't get you free drinks. Please stop asking. Okay, now they're starting to be embarrassing, my manager knows that these people are my friends. I'm going to walk away now, but wait, they better tip me well.

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