After spending about a semester and a half in college, I've begin to notice that most of the guys I meet can fall into eight categories. So, with the help of the Office, here they are:

1. Mr. Confident

Surprisingly, I've only met a few guys like this. But when you do meet one, he makes sure you know that he is "Mr. Confident". Even if he is really attractive, his personality usually detracts some points from the perfect ten to only a six. But occasionally, you'll find the rare eight.

2. The Frat Guy

Alright, before I begin this one I will say the stereotype is a stereotype. There are actually some really sweet dudes in fraternities. They can be really funny and nice too. But, since this whole post is just a huge generalization... yep, this gif is accurate.

3. The Drug Bro

Usually found laying around campus asleep or in their rooms, high with all the lights turned off, the Drug Bros have a very chill outlook on life, using phrases such as "chill" or "rad" or simply staring into space in the middle of a conversation.

4. "I-don't-know-how-to-speak-to-women"

For some reason, some guys are still under the impression that women are terrifying to talk to. This isn't the Salem Witch Trials anymore, people. We aren't going to do anything if you say hello. And in most cases, when these guys do overcome their fear of speaking, they're actually really great dudes.

5. "I do Crossfit"

Pro: These types of guys are super muscular. Con: They somehow always figure out how to bring up the fact that they work out into every conversation.

Me: "I've just been so stressed with all the exams this week."

Him: "Oh yeah, I totally get that. Like when I was working out at the gym at 5:30 this morning..."

6. The Vape Guy

Honestly, these guys are amazing at vaping in literally everywhere, even places where it's not allowed. Despite not wanting to walk through a cloud of smoke all over campus, it can be admirable how sneaky they can be with vapes.

7. The nerd/know it all

They are always right. They will mansplain everything. And they will be offended if you call them out on it.

8. Mr. Brightside

This. Man. He is the guy that you wish every guy strived to be. The one that people talk about you meeting in college and wanting to marry. He's a rare breed to find, but if and when you do find him, all the other guys will fade away.