You are what you eat! I think that's how the saying goes? But really, what does your choice of food say about you?

The Burger Babe

Today, you say “screw it!” You’re craving sports, beer and beef between buns. You’ve probably had a bummer of a day and what you really need right now a is a big basket of French fries and a pickle to help clear your system of all that frustrated swearing. So crack open a cold one and just relax.

The Salad Sweetheart

You are a wonder to the world—and you have AH-mazing self control. No doubt you're an avid exerciser and fruit-eater. We fast-food lovers of the world commend you for your genuine delight over kale and spinach. We are truly impressed.

The Pizza Princess

You're feeling lazy today and your food morals went out the window hours ago—you want something cheesy and greasy and you want it now. The only green you'll be eating tonight is the three leaves of basil on your Margherita pizza.

The Cookie Kook

Whether you're eating baked cookies or just the dough, odds are you're feeling a bit nostalgic. Reminiscing on good times with your girlfriends can cause a need for some cookies, ice cream and a bottle of wine.

The Waffel Wench

You're feeling childish and you're craving something with some serious preservatives. Nothing says "I want to be 10 again" like eating an entire box of Eggo waffles.

The Quesadilla Queen

You're clearly struggling a bit. The cheese quesadilla is the food equivalent of having a shattered phone screen—it signifies to everyone around you that you just don't have your sh*t together. But worry not my friend, we have all been seen eating a cheese quesadilla on more than one occasion—you are not alone.