13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night
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13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night

Your eyes are like an Odyssey article... I'd love to read into your soul then share you on all of my social media.

Lauren Barnette
Feb 26, 2019
UNC Greensboro
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13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night
Lauren Barnette

In the age of online dating, pickup lines have become more important than ever. We roll our eyes at the basic "hey" and "how are ya." Today, we want more than a crummy greeting; show us some personality! Here are 13 pickup lines that would get a reply out of me!

Here's the tea: I want to buy you some tea.

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Quit monkeying around, let's hang out! 

Llama let you finish, but let me buy you dinner first

No need to wine, I'm here to be cheesy for you.

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It's mosh pit-iful that I haven't met you in person yet. 

I'm at an All Time Low and I just need you to "bail me out"

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Your eyes are like an Odyssey article... I'd love to read into your soul then share you on all of my social media.

Are you coffee? Cause you could keep me up all night. 

Nice lipstick, I can't wait to ruin it.

Are you made of velcro cause I'd like to be attached to you.

I'll take you to Ulta.

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I'm not smooth enough to just slide into your DM's but... if you let me take you roller skating maybe you can just roll with it. 

Are you a gymnast? Cause seeing you made me flip out

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