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16 Products That Are So Dumb You'll Question How Stupid People Really Are

Just...no.

Kady Keck
Feb 18, 2019
Shippensburg University
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What was supposed to be beneficial just ended up being a laughingstock. I've seen some pointless products throughout the years, but the ones listed below take the cake. I wonder how many people actually bought this stuff...

1. The Goldfish Walker

Petslady.com

Now your precious goldfish won't feel left out! You can take him anywhere and everywhere!

2. Toilet Golf

Complex.com

Get bored while your pooping? Forget looking on your phone or reading a magazine! Play a round of toilet golf!

3. Privacy Scarf

Reddit

Nosy neighbors bothering you? Protect your privacy with the privacy scarf! Do people even realize how ridiculous this looks?

4. The Baby Mop

Amazon

Tired of cleaning? Have your baby do it for you! The amount of germs the poor child will pick up terrifies me.

5. Better Marriage Blanket

Youtube

This fantastic invention is supposed to absorb the horrible odor of flatulence...as if farting is actually the major cause of divorce.

6. URO Golf Club

Youtube

Too far away from a bathroom. Just go inside your golf club. It even comes with a piece of cloth to hide your junk.

7. Crib Dribbler

Pinterest

It's a human, not a hamster. Come on, people.

8. Twin Toilet

wowamazing.com

Another marriage saver! Now you two can REALLY get to know each other.

9. Pizza Hut Cologne

heavy.com

I have no words for this one.

10. Pet Petter

boredomtherapy.com

"Never touch your pets again!" What monster invented this?!

11. Handerpants

Amazon

Underwear for your hands. 'Cause why not?

12. Talking TP

Amazon

A toilet roll holder that talks to you. That's it.

13. Self Stirring Mug

Amazon

Because stirring it yourself with a spoon is such a chore.

14. Diet Water

freedieting.com

I can't...leave me alone.

15. Shoe Umbrellas

Quora

Just stop.

16. Sign Not In Use

Quora

That's enough for today.

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