It's 1:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning and your friends call you to go get food. Let's face it, your choice right now is a huge indicator of how you're going to feel when you wake up tomorrow morning. Let's do it right.
The Advil and water combo.
Admit it, there's no way you're getting out of bed once your head hits that pillow. Tell your friends that you're in for the rest of the night because you have two aspirin in your hand and the rest of a water bottle to chug. You are the couch potato.
The garbage plate.
You know tomorrow there is no way you're waking up before noon without getting as many carbs as possible in tonight, so you, my friend, are smart. Stuffing your face with a combination of meat, fries, macaroni salad, ketchup and mustard, you are the man with the plan.
Pizza.
Who can say no to pizza? I think saying no to pizza says a lot more about you than saying yes to pizza. If you're a pizzeria kinda guy, you're a regular. Whether it's ordering a pie at 2 a.m. or walking up the hill to Mia's, you know what's good for you. That cheese and grease combo will have you feeling like a new person. You are the average Joe.
Mac and cheese.
You love to spice up life, but on a budget. Hence, you are the baller on a budget. Whether it's Easy Mac or Velveeta, you're all about the cheese and macaroni. This type of meal takes skill though, so remember to actually put the water in the bowl. Please don't be the fire alarm setter off-er.
Paul's balls.
This might only be a Geneseo thing, but an order of Paul's balls is great drunk food. From nacho cheese, to chocolate sauce, it's like a party in your mouth. If this is your drunk food, you are the adventure seeker. Always willing to be the one to try something new.
Chips.
Basically, any snack food, with salsa or guac. Chips, or pretzels, or any junk food in your cabinet is not that exciting though. That is why you are most definitely the plain Jane.
Leftovers.
You open your fridge and see Chinese food takeout from Tuesday, along with some left over pasta, and half a dozen eggs. While sober you is saying, "EW!", drunk you is preparing a meal for two. You are the innovator, making something out of basically nothing.
Chicken wings.
No doubt about it, chicken wings are the Super Bowl's best friend. Wings with any kind of sauce, blue cheese and ranch dressing. Cold or hot, barbecue or spicy, you are the sports man.
So, next time it's the middle of the night, and you're hungry, think about what your drunk food says about you.
