The week before Spring Break everyone is on edge, and not because of the anticipation of boozing on a beach in just a few short days. No, the week before spring break is when all hell breaks loose. It is normal to have four exams, three projects, two papers, and one mental breakdown.

As I am going through this week right now, I got back from the library and started thinking “I would be so much better off just dropping out and becoming a server or bartender or something.” Here are 8 times we say “I’m dropping out of college” and almost mean it.

1. When you get the right answer but for SOME REASON you are still wrong.

2. When they close your favorite restaurant in the student union.

3. When it is sub-zero temperatures and you STILL don’t get a snow day.

4. When you check your bank account after a night out on the town.

5. When you actually feel like you’re finally ahead of your school work and then it all goes wrong.

6. When all your friends are going out on a Thursday but you have an exam at 8 am the next morning.

7. When you actually go to class and your laptop is about to die.

8. When you don’t have enough money to eat so you have sleep for dinner.

Sorry mom, I'm outta here.