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What Your Drink Says About You

Because every basic party girl is special in her own way.

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What Your Drink Says About You
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Every decision you make gives an insight to others on what kind of person you are. Although your alcoholic preferences may not be a "window to your soul" there are a few things that can be assumed of a person from the drink they hold in their hand.

Flavored vodka and water.

Tequila and lime.



You say you're “looking to have a good time” and yeah I’m sure you really “enjoy” the taste of tequila. We all know you're drinking that gold poison because it's about to make you blackout so you can blame all your nights events on the evil Jose Cuervo

Wine.

You are the definition of a girly girl, and if your not you want people to think you are. You’re a little ditzy most of the time but the wine really only emphasizes it. And chances are you get drunk off about two red solo cups worth of that franza box your lugging around the party.

Captain Morgan and soda.

You really aren’t sure why you picked this, except you wanted to be different. You’re normally a vodka drinker but you either have a little extra money in your pocket, or you’re drinking for something you are excited about so you thought you would switch it up. You’re a little less basic than the rest of the vodka cran drinkers around you, but have fun when everyone asks to taste your drink out of curiosity.

Beer.

You literally are a bro, or you really just want to fit in with them. Beer drinking girls are a special kind. It takes a lot to be able to physically even get drunk off beer without getting overly full off liquids, unless you have an endless stomach. Of course most people end up drinking beer toward the end of the night when their pre-made drink in a water bottle is done. But shout out to you for being able to troop it and drink beer the entire night.

Champagne.

Anyone who brings a bottle of Champagne to a party is clearly just doing so for attention. We all know the best part of a bottle of Champagne is popping it and giving everyone a Champagne shower. Unless you have some OJ on deck for mimosas there isn’t much appeal of drinking bubbly wine, especially since the alcohol percentage is so low.

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