1. Getting immediately defensive when people ask you what your major is.
2. The engineer’s initial confusion,
Shortly followed by their pretentiousness.
3. What your friends immediately assume you study.
When in reality…
5. Though there are the lucky among us who get to at least become something like this.
Despite knowing the fact that this was never said about any real anthropologist or archaeologist… ever.
6. Nonetheless we are all still longing for this dream job.
7. On the subject of Jobs…
Seriously though.
8. But hey, we are optimistic, maybe the job market will change.
9. And don’t even get us started on the sociologists…
10. But despite all those issues at least we have our friends and comrades to commiserate with. You know, those fellow majors in your year that you went through University 101 and all the freshmen classes with… Oh wait