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How To Dress Like Your Sleep-deprived Self

Because sleepless and put-together just doesn't make sense.

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How To Dress Like Your Sleep-deprived Self
amy gaskin

Sometimes we just want people to know that we really don't care what we look like. Congratulations to those who have enough energy, time, and motivation in the morning to get up and look like a human. But for those of us who would rather be hitting the snooze button 10 more times, we'll be committing these fashion mishaps.


1) Put on a hat.

Nothing says don't look at me more than a hat. It helps to shield your sleep-deprived eyes from the world. Yes, those are bags under my eyes... they're Gucci and Prada actually.

2) Wear sweatshirts that are way too big for you.

Yes, I am a college student who just studied 15 hours for an exam I am probably going to fail. Just let me at least be overly comfy.

3) Wear your pajamas to class.

You know you're getting desperate for sleep when you spare those 10 extra minutes in the morning to sleep. All you have time for when you finally wake up is to brush your teeth and leave, so PJ's from last night will do.

4) Wear your MWF outfit to your TR classes.

Small campus or big campus, this is a go-to. Who has the energy to pick out an outfit two days in a row?!

5) Put on a groufit.

All gray erryyythang.

6) Don't match anything.

I only had five minutes before Econ, so naturally I threw on my pink sweatshirt, green jeans, gray boots and orange hat. So what?



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