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11 Instagram Captions After Heartbreak Inspired By Drake

"Three dots, you thinkin' of a reaction still." - U With Me?

Eva Grace Ashbaugh

Jul 09, 2018

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Love is a rollercoaster that has its up and down, and it seems lately every celebrity couple has been breaking up and summer flings aren't lasting. However, we all know Drake is familiar to heartache too. Here are a few of my favorite lyrics that make perfect Instagram captions to bounce back and show your ex you're better off without them.

1. "It's too late for that lovey-dovey sh**" - Mob Ties

Who has time for summer flings, anyways?

2. "Thankful for the women that I know" - I'm Upset

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For your girl gang that is helping you bounce back on your feet.

3. "Um, trying to think of the right thing to say." - Passionfruit

Breakups are always a little awkward.

4. "I stopped askin' myself and started feelin' myself" - Survival

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5. "Yeah, I'm smiling but you're not the reason anymore." - Hurt

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6. "You wanna get with me, stop" - Jaded

Also, when you want to shoutout that person that keeps asking you out on a date or your ex that keeps trying to get things to work.

7. "My ex asked me, 'Where you movin',' I said, 'On to better things.'" - 10 Bands

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8. "Look the new me is really still the real me" - In My Feelings

For when you get a new haircut and just want everybody to know about it. Everyone has a glow up after the end of a relationship

9. "Had to go and hit reset, now we here." - 8 Out of 10

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Here's to new beginnings.

10. "I know you still think about the times we had." - Marvin's Room

Too bad they had you and lost you, so here's to better things.

11. "Three dots, you thinkin' of a reaction still." - U With Me?

And boom, you've left them speechless and regretting that they broke up with you. Or realizing what they had before they lost you.

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"Three dots, you thinkin' of a reaction still." - U With Me?

In This Article:

1. "It's too late for that lovey-dovey sh**" - Mob Ties

2. "Thankful for the women that I know" - I'm Upset

3. "Um, trying to think of the right thing to say." - Passionfruit

4. "I stopped askin' myself and started feelin' myself" - Survival

5. "Yeah, I'm smiling but you're not the reason anymore." - Hurt

6. "You wanna get with me, stop" - Jaded

7. "My ex asked me, 'Where you movin',' I said, 'On to better things.'" - 10 Bands

8. "Look the new me is really still the real me" - In My Feelings

9. "Had to go and hit reset, now we here." - 8 Out of 10

10. "I know you still think about the times we had." - Marvin's Room

11. "Three dots, you thinkin' of a reaction still." - U With Me?

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1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

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6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

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9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

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2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

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12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

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14. Madipalooza

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16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

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1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

14. That feeling wears off and you realize how happy you are to have family and friends to celebrate this day with you.

15. The morning after your birthday looks something like this.

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