As with all aspects of life, there are do’s and do not’s. For example; taking a nap is 100 percent completely fine and I would actually recommend a siesta, but taking a nap instead of going to work is not recommended unless you are trying to get fired. So for summer time there are many do’s and do not’s that will make your life much easier and a little more enjoyable. So without further ado, let’s get this list going.
DO drink beer, it’s mostly water anyways.
DON’T drink and drive, seriously, that’s never okay. Take a cab.
DO eat Popsicles, all that sugar is great for keeping up energy.
DON’T forget to drink the melted Popsicle at the bottom, that’s the best part.
DO go to the beach, soak up those glorious sun rays.
DON’T get funky sun burn lines, peeling is no fun.
DO go to America themed parties, as many as you can.
DON’T be that guy at the parties, modesty is important.
DO wear sun screen, saggy leathery skin is gross.
DON’T use the spray sun screen, apparently it’s not good for you.
DO eat as much food as possible, whenever possible.
DON’T forget to work off that beer and BBQ gut.
DO listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink a piña colada.
DON’T watch Jaws, even today that movie will scare you.
DO hookup with someone, unless you already have a relationship, cheating ain’t cool.
DON’T sit inside all day, that’s what winter is for.
DO hang out with your friends and sweat your a$$ off in this heat.
DON’T shoot roman candles at each other, no matter how fun that sounds.
DO travel, see those places you’ve always wanted too but haven’t had the time.
DON’T work all summer, summer is here and gone before you know it.
There you have it folks, enjoying summer is easy. The hardest part is to come up with ideas to do in this heat without dying of heat stroke. Take my advice and have fun, but don’t be stupid. Because if you do not take my advice, don’t blame me, I warned you.
