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Doodle Horoscopes

Take a closer look at those doodles.

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Doodle Horoscopes

In 7th grade, we would spend hours doodling our crush's name in a heart and practice writing what we believed to be our future last name (mine being Taylor Efron), but now it is more likely that we are doodling to help keep ourselves awake during BIO371.

By taking a deeper look, you can discover that your doodles say a lot about you and they can sometimes even predict your future. So, dig out your old Bio notebook and decode those hieroglyphic doodles into one of four different categories.


Flowers and Animals

You're calm and an easy going person. You don't like to cause a stir and you could probably get along with anyone. Your lack of concrete opinions and fear of opposition can sometimes get you into trouble, especially revolving around your love life and making decisions when shopping. However, your future is bright. You are most likely going to live a cheerful life and go scuba diving with your best friend. Plus, you're destined to own a chubby little dog named Patch.


Your Own Name

You're egocentric and hard-headed, but that's OK. You know what you want and how to get it. You see the prize and the game is on. Sometimes your determination can cause you to be pretty hard on yourself and it can cause a strain on personal relationships. However, these qualities allow for you to excel in your career. In the future, you will live in an apartment right in the heart of the city and you've decided to forgo the whole marriage thing. Sometimes you get lonely, but then you remember the awesome shooters that you had with Katy Perry last week at a hot new club and you realize that you wouldn't want it any other way.


Stick People

You're a people-pleaser. You constantly are thinking about others and you ooze empathy. You're smart and plan for the future, always weighing the possible outcomes before making a big decision. Sometimes you tend to overextend yourself when it comes to committing to plans and expectations, but it always seems to work out in the end. Your future is becoming a stay-at-home parent and raising your children, who you love to spend every moment with. You live in the small white house on the corner and love to vacation in the south. Sweet tea is definitely your favorite.


Shapes and Symbols

A mover and shaker, that's what you are. You live by the saying "work hard, play harder." The minute when you walk into the room, you are the center of attention. Your witty personalty and gleaming smile win people over and you're really not upset about it. You had a wonderful experience at college and met your significant other post grad because why would you want to settle down? However, once you find that special someone, you're hooked.


I hope that you take the time to fully explore your horoscope and make strides to incorporate these predictions into your next major life decision. You know what they say, with great knowledge comes great responsibility. Wait, who am I kidding? I'm no fortune teller on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore, these are just doodles. Now, quit messing around and get back to taking notes.

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