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Different Types Of Professors Defined By Donuts

Donuts are better than professors.

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Different Types Of Professors Defined By Donuts
Elizabeth Oates

We all love donuts, but we all do not always like our professors at school. Sometimes we have one that is sweet, and jam-packed, while other times we have ones that ads stale and outdated. Let's hope this fall we have great professors that are even better than homemade donuts.


1. The fun one: manager's special.


This professor is the one that we all love. Little homework and the hours pass by quickly in their class. Just as you never know what your going to get with a manager's special donut, you never know what you will be getting with them.


2. The old, but wise professor: French cruller.


Just as this professor knows what they are doing for many years, the French Cruller donuts knows what it's doing after many years of being served.


3. The basic professor: glazed donut.


Basic professors can either be loved by their students or not really enjoyed. The same is with the glazed donuts, people either love them, or hate them.


4. The professor that is always late: maple donut.


Sweet extra hours of dreams in the morning is always a good thing. Just as not having to rush to class in the morning because you know the professor won't be on time.

5. The strict professor: the jelly donut.


Sometimes they are sweet if your their favorite, or sometimes they are down right nasty, just as our taste buds interpret jelly-filled donuts.


6. The young professor: chocolate-frosted donut.


This professor is always on top of things, uses technology well, and knows the balance between what we like and what is pointless. Just as having a young professor is always a great choice, so is that chocolate frosted donut before you go to work.


7. The super girly professor: strawberry-frosted with rainbow sprinkles.


This professor is organized, wears a lot of pink and is a feminist who knows what she is talking about. With not only good style, but a motherly spirit she is a sure to be favorite!

8. The professor who gives no exam: chocolate-frosted coffee roll.


Hallelujah! this professor isn't just a regular professor they are a God-send! They are the class that everyone takes just to get out of stress near the end of the semester.


9- The professor who teaches online: Munchkins.


Just as you can take a little bit of a donut with Munchkins, you can work at your own pace with online classes and do better!


10. The professor who survives on tenure: croissant donut.


This is what you get when you sign up for classes too late... A boring class, and a migraine after listening for three-hours straight. Just like when I wake up late and don't get my chocolate fix.


11. The professor who likes participation: chocolate-glazed.


You can either thrive with this professor or fail depending on your personality, just like some people love chocolate glazed, and other people accidentally get it because the worker thought you said that instead of chocolate-frosted.


12. The professor who never shows up: the empty box at the office.


Just as there is never class, there are never any donuts by the time you go on break.

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