It's hard to find a really good friend, a friend who Is with you through thick and thin. A friend who, no matter how far apart you are, will always be there for you. Within my lifetime, I have accumulated a handful of these friends all of which I would defend with my life. Since it has been so hard to find my people, I'm extremely loyal to them when I do find them.
Below are just 13 of the reasons why you shouldn't mess with my best friend.
1. Her beef is my beef
Morgan Essen
If you mess with her, you mess with me. I will take her side 99% of the time so just assume we are on the same page.
2. I know everything
Morgan Essen
Within 10 minutes of something happening, I already know about it with full details. Don't assume she won't tell anyone because by then she already told me.
3. Chances are I'm close with her family
Morgan Essen
I know them and they know me. I already have their trust and they have mine. They will believe me over you because they love me as if I was family. Loyalty and love make you family, not blood.
4. If you think she holds a grudge, then you should see me
Morgan Essen
Yeah, she may forgive you for whatever you did, but you hurt my best friend. I'm not going to forgive you and I'll always have the incident in the back of my mind.
5. I will never trust you...ever
Morgan Essen
If you hurt my best friend, then you lose my trust. I can be your biggest supporter or your best enemy. Take your pick.
6. Her personal friends are my friends
Morgan Essen
If I'm friends with her friends, that means at least all three of us know what you did. There will always be a communication and if we need back up I guarantee her friends will be there.
7. If something happens in the middle of the night... I'm there
Morgan Essen
Whether it's 9 p.m. or 3 a.m. I will be there. I may not be there in person, but I'm defiantly there on the phone. Just always assume you are talking to both of us.
8. Her favorite animal has become my favorite animal
Morgan Essen
Because we bring out the best in each other even if it means having many favorite animals.
9. I love her pet and she loves mine
Morgan Essen
Cause every dynamic duo needs animal sidekicks.
10. We have matching outfits
Morgan Essen
Just to emphasize how close we are.
11. We are both probably on a lot of caffeine
Morgan Essen
We will be ready to go at all times. The caffeine gives us the energy we need to squash any problem at any time.
12. I'm there in spirit
Kelsey Dietrich
If I absolutely am unable to be on the phone or there in person I will definitely be there in spirit.
13. If we can survive chemistry lab together, then we can survive anything
Kelsey Dietrich
Because nothing is more difficult than those three hours a week trying not to catch things on fire.
