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13 Reasons Why You Best Not Mess With My BFF

If you mess with her, you mess with me.

MorganEssen

Mar 17, 2019

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13 Reasons Why You Best Not Mess With My BFF

Morgan Essen

It's hard to find a really good friend, a friend who Is with you through thick and thin. A friend who, no matter how far apart you are, will always be there for you. Within my lifetime, I have accumulated a handful of these friends all of which I would defend with my life. Since it has been so hard to find my people, I'm extremely loyal to them when I do find them.

Below are just 13 of the reasons why you shouldn't mess with my best friend.

1. Her beef is my beef

Morgan Essen

If you mess with her, you mess with me. I will take her side 99% of the time so just assume we are on the same page.

2. I know everything

Morgan Essen

Within 10 minutes of something happening, I already know about it with full details. Don't assume she won't tell anyone because by then she already told me.

3. Chances are I'm close with her family

Morgan Essen

I know them and they know me. I already have their trust and they have mine. They will believe me over you because they love me as if I was family. Loyalty and love make you family, not blood.

4. If you think she holds a grudge, then you should see me

Morgan Essen

Yeah, she may forgive you for whatever you did, but you hurt my best friend. I'm not going to forgive you and I'll always have the incident in the back of my mind.

5. I will never trust you...ever

Morgan Essen

If you hurt my best friend, then you lose my trust. I can be your biggest supporter or your best enemy. Take your pick.

6. Her personal friends are my friends

Morgan Essen

If I'm friends with her friends, that means at least all three of us know what you did. There will always be a communication and if we need back up I guarantee her friends will be there.

7. If something happens in the middle of the night... I'm there

Morgan Essen

Whether it's 9 p.m. or 3 a.m. I will be there. I may not be there in person, but I'm defiantly there on the phone. Just always assume you are talking to both of us.

8. Her favorite animal has become my favorite animal

Morgan Essen

Because we bring out the best in each other even if it means having many favorite animals.

9. I love her pet and she loves mine

Morgan Essen

Cause every dynamic duo needs animal sidekicks.

10. We have matching outfits

Morgan Essen

Just to emphasize how close we are.

11. We are both probably on a lot of caffeine

Morgan Essen

We will be ready to go at all times. The caffeine gives us the energy we need to squash any problem at any time.

12. I'm there in spirit

Kelsey Dietrich

If I absolutely am unable to be on the phone or there in person I will definitely be there in spirit.

13. If we can survive chemistry lab together, then we can survive anything

Kelsey Dietrich

Because nothing is more difficult than those three hours a week trying not to catch things on fire.

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13 Reasons Why You Best Not Mess With My BFF

If you mess with her, you mess with me.

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1. Her beef is my beef

2. I know everything

3. Chances are I'm close with her family

4. If you think she holds a grudge, then you should see me

5. I will never trust you...ever

6. Her personal friends are my friends

7. If something happens in the middle of the night... I'm there

8. Her favorite animal has become my favorite animal

9. I love her pet and she loves mine

10. We have matching outfits

11. We are both probably on a lot of caffeine

12. I'm there in spirit

13. If we can survive chemistry lab together, then we can survive anything

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There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Don't Be That Person

1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

Love hard, every day, and never be ashamed.

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