"Hi, I'm Liz and I'm addicted to the Kim K. game."

"Hi, Liz."

I don't even like Kim Kardashian. I watched two random episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and wanted to vomit with how annoying I found them. But I will admit that I have a problem. I'm addicted to this game and I can't put it down. It's consumed my life and I'm just trying to outdo Willow Pape on the daily. This is what it's like to be addicted to this game.

1. You wake up and check your trending appearances.

Nothing wakes me up more than checking my trending appearances and completing a random to-do gig.

2. When you run out of energy, it feels like this.

It may seem dramatic, but you don't understand. How am I supposed to finish this eight-hour commercial shoot without that energy?

3. Your response when Willow tries to ruin your life.

Like, hello...Get a new outfit, Willow. Also I'm an A-lister and you're still nobody. But that's none of my buisness.

4. How it feels to complete any gig.

I'm awesome. I'm Kim's best friend. I'm married and my game husband loves me more than any boy ever will....and I'm OK with that.

5. Your parents are lucky you're addicted to Kim K.

There are worse things I could be addicted to, Mom. You're welcome.

6. You refer to the game as Kim K.

Friends ask, "What are you playing?" I respond, "Kim K."

7. How I act when my friends tell me to chill out.

Back off, yo. Let me live a little. Also, I can't quit. I'm so close to being in the Top 100.

8. When you realize it's 3 a.m. and you're still playing.

Some people can't stop Netflix. I can't stop Kim K.

9. Realizing you have a problem.

I acknowledge I have the problem, but honestly I'm not planning on stopping anytime soon.