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I Don't Know How to Be a Girl

10 points about what it is like to be a t-shirt girl in short skirt world!

Macaela Shieldnight
Oct 02, 2016
Conway, Arkansas
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Okay, I do know how to put on a dress and apply a little mascara, but there are a lot of things that is hard about being a t-shirt girl, in a short skirt world. Here are ten to begin with:

1. Clown vs. Contouring�

It is basic sorcery to watch how a girl goes from odd lines to a flawless complexion. I could sit mesmerized watching contouring videos for days.

2. Accessories.

Gold can't go with silver? But they are all metallic.

3. We would rather watch a touchdown than a throwdown.


Sooners vs. Texas is way more appealing than Blaire vs. Serena.

4. Trying to buy an entire outfit.

Going shopping for an outfit is as painful and hard as a 1000 piece puzzle by yourself.

5. BBQ is better than sushi.

Ribs or raw fish....give me the real meat.

6. Nail Care


Umm...What is the difference between acrylics and gel?

7. Sideline Sitting


Lol. Can I be the coach?

8. We have more guy friends than girl friends.


Question: You okay?

Guy's response: Yeah, I'm fine.

Girl'�s response: Well....(insert long dramatic story about nothing of consequence.)

9. Sitting Lady-like.


You mean I can't sit criss-cross applesauce in a sundress?

10. Heels.

More like ankle-breakers. Ouch.


I thank Jesus for making me who I am, but I give a standing ovation to all the girls out there who understand how to live in this short skirt world.



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