Donald Trump's 11 Best Hair Looks | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Donald Trump's 11 Best Hair Looks

Because his 'do is the only thing worth talking about.

601
Donald Trump's 11 Best Hair Looks

As a response to last week's great Republican Presidential Candidate debate, here is a look at perhaps the most important thing: Donald Trump's hair. These are what I believe to be the best looks Trump has ever tried. Who knew something he did could be more entertaining than his Twitter account.

1. The Kissy-Face/Fluffy Hair Combo

Paired with that pink tie, this look is everything. Donny is serving face like Tyra Banks with his hair looking like he just drove out of a salon in a $3 million car.

2. The Young, Dapper, Side Swoop

One could've foreseen his signature look by how he wore his hair in his younger years. Trump rocked a side swoop that serves as a foreshadow for his later combover.

3. The Helmet

I don't really know what is going on here. I'm not used to his head so covered in hair--it kinda freaks me out. Trump is killing the soft smile game though. A+ work.

4. The Nice-Guy-But-Creepy-Thinning-Hair 'Do


A lovely portrait from his younger years, this seems to be the start of the untimely loss of his hair. RIP Donald Trump's luscious locks. The combover is more suited for him anyway.

5. The Confused Troll Doll

Thus begins what I like to call "The Combover Craziness." Apparently wind and combovers don't really mix well. Who knew.

6. The Right Side

Honestly, this is perfection. Look at those lines. That shine. It looks so soft, so inviting.

7. The Wrong Side

Honestly, what the f*ck is this?

8. The Bieber

Here it looks like Trump is trying to channel his youth. Thumbs up and some nice flow. Killing it.

9. The Wave

Makes me wanna go for a nice surf. Surfing on the waves of Donny's mane. Hang ten (million) am I right?

10. The Updated Mullet

Move over Billy Ray Cyrus, this is the epitome of a mullet. Business in the front and party in the back.

And finally...

11. The Lioness

The light shining through. The wind perfectly lifting his shining locks. Incredible. Flawless.

So here it is. The most important thing Donald Trump has to offer. Happy voting, friends!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

196676
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

18714
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

460770
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

28249
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments