Every time Donald Trump opens his mouth I cannot help but think: this man is basically a preschooler with worse hair. I know I am not the only one who feels that way. Seeing him take the Republican nomination makes many of us want to cry like a Trump University graduate, but I have decided that I am going to resist that urge. Instead, I will fight. I may not have a super PAC, but I do have my generation's weapons of choice: social media and listicles. With these tools, and my excess free time, I will do my part to expose Trump for what he is: a dangerous, maniacal and self-centered child (or an overgrown oompa-loompa — not sure, but he is one or the other).

Now, without further ado, what do Trump and a preschooler have in common?

1. They both prefer certain colors over others.

2. They both have active imaginations.

3. They both a got a boost from Daddy.

4. Neither can speak english very well.

5. They are both very sensitive.

6. Neither can make up their mind.

7. Neither understands self-control.

8. Neither should be President of the United States.