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Donald Trump Narrates Finals Week

6 ways "The Donald" handles the pressure

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Donald Trump Narrates Finals Week

As finals week approaches, it is only necessary to describe the havoc with a hint of humor. What better way than through everyone's favorite person, Donald Trump? Let's see how "The Donald" handles finals week in all it's glory.

1. During reading days, when you are trying to ace your upcoming exams.

2. You enter the classroom where you'll take your first exam, and run into that kid who always gets an A and is too full of himself.

The exam has way too many multiple choice questions, and it is humanly impossible to write that many essays in a 50-minute time frame.

3. You begin the essay section, even though you know the effort is futile.

4. While the confident Donald within you attempts to answer questions coherently, Christie is doing the math in the back of your mind.

Your potential highest grade isn't looking so hot.

5. How you feel once you've finished all your exams, regardless of how bad the outcomes may be -- because, hey, it's summer.

6. Your finals' grades come in and you did better than expected.

You can sleep soundly knowing your parents won't disown you, or cut you off for one more semester.

Good luck on finals over the coming weeks! Try to channel some Donald confidence.

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