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THE GREATEST HEIST IN AMERICAN HISTORY

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Donald Philby Trump
David Fisher

Congratulations, rednecks! You've just elected a Russian mole.

The pollsters should stop apologizing. They actually got it right. Hillary won. But Vladimir (Ras)Putin's hackers manufactured the "hidden Trump vote" while the FBI (Fascists Behaving Indecently) looked the other way, enabling the greatest HEIST in American history. Trump's reason to build the wall is to curtail the flow of Mexican drug trafficking only to replace it with Russian drug trafficking. The Trump administration will end the inspection & restriction of all Russian cargo entering the United States. If anyone should be paying for the wall, it should be the Russians.

When will the Democrats stop behaving like prison bitches & finally do something besides their usual passive aggressive satire? Getting angry would be a start.
Maybe liberals will finally appreciate the less than elegant but effective LBJ & his Great Society. If the Left wants to transform America on an epic scale again, they need to pick Democrats who aren't afraid of tarnishing their halos. Fighting dirty is better than not fighting at all. "Cast not your pearls before swine nor give what is sacred to dogs lest they turn around & maul you". Bleeding hearts always make the mistake of squandering their compassion on those who least deserve it. Like Gandhi telling the Jews they should try to get along with Hitler. If liberals cannot be relied upon to vote Democrat in EVERY election, they should at least start stockpiling ammunition instead of behaving like martyrs incapable of waging even an effective verbal assault against their enemies. This is WAR. Admit it, and maybe you'll start winning for a change.

The perverse message the sham election of 2016 sent to our little girls is that if a woman dare aspires to be POTUS, America will attack her with the feral sociopathic bloodlust of a Christkiller. Best to follow in Melania's footsteps & aspire to be the trophy wife of an overprivileged fratboy.

There is no one dumber than a liberal who refuses to vote Democrat.

The USA is now Under Satanic Authority. Perhaps it always has been. Perhaps the election has revealed the true face of America unmasked from its Norman Rockwell disguise. Liberals made & continue to make the mistake of trying to appeal to America's intellect & moral conscious. America has neither. Trump sees clearly what really lurks in the American soul: Greed, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, paranoia, belicosity, blasphemy, megalomania. The Founding Fathers fed us a bunch of poetic propaganda. Don't believe the hype.

The biggest victims of the Trump presidency won't be the Mexicans or Muslims but the sons & daughters of the rednecks who voted for Trump. They will die in the desert fighting an unwinnable war in the Middle East. Unlike during Vietnam, there will be little campus protest. Little sympathy. The general feeling will be that the rednecks got exactly what they paid for. All because Pres. Trash has a neurotic need to prove himself a tough guy. With other peoples' live. It's time to shave his hairy ass, shove an apple in his mouth, & roast this orange pig on a stick.

The question that needs to be asked: If Donald Philby Trump doesn't pay taxes, why the hell should we?



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