Everyone keeps talking about who they want to vote for, which candidate is the best and why... But what if dogs could run? Here's just an idea of how I think a dogs' Presidential speech would go:
Hello, my fantastic companions! I love every single one of you! Which is why you should vote for me! I pledge to have a park on every street corner, in the backyard of every business and not one, but TWO lunch breaks!
My ideal healthcare plan is head scratches, belly rubs and kisses. I mean what else makes you better dogs, am I right or am I right?
There will be NO MORE SQUIRRELS in your bird feeders, yes cats you heard me! Birds can feed peacefully every day on the seeds that the humans leave without those wretched squirrels eating all the feed first!
Freedom of bark will be in full effect, so every car, tree and speck of dust cannot complain any longer! (Yes humans, that sounds a bit drastic, but we will hush no more!) Let your 3 a.m. howls be free!
Play time will be all the time, always, forever. No matter where we are, our humans will play with us! And no more fake throwing the ball! Only real throwing in games of fetch!
I've saved the best for last folks, are you ready?
Treat time will be EVERY time our human walks into the kitchen. We can now stop following them only wondering if they will give us a treat, because now they are obligated to! Treats for everyone!
Vote for me if you want your President to also be your best friend!
