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Is Your Dog Voting For Donald Trump?

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Is Your Dog Voting For Donald Trump?
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I don't know if you've heard, but Donald (Dog-nald) Trump is a barking topic amongst our furry friends. In fact, there are more right-wing pooches than you could imagine! They want to make their backyards and fire hydrants great again.

So is your dog supporting Donald Trump? Here are some sure-fire ways to know.

1. They're bullying their own kind.

And we don't mean "bully" as in bulldog. Everyone knows a dog who supports Mr. Trump will start bullying all the other dogs who don't support him. Why? Because it's the Trump way, of course!

2. They've stopped appreciating the little things.

Has your dog lashed out in a way that says: "No Karen. I don't want your stupid cake,"? If so, they're probably already on the Trump train.

3. They've started using threats of physical violence to assert their dominance.

A dog that has resorted to empty threats is a dog that is supporting Dognald Trump. Believe me.

4. They've become greedy and self-centered.

If your pup has started to hide his toys from the other dogs and has assumed an inflated self-image, you bet your bones they're voting for the Trump-meister.

5. Tiny paws. Huge ego.

If your dog has abnormally tiny paws, and they are very insecure about them (despite their efforts to assure everyone they aren't that tiny), they're probably supporting Dognald.

6. They've developed a menacing smile.

If your fluffy friend has developed a sinister grin that says, "I can do no wrong, no matter what," then they have DEFINITELY learned from the best -- Trump.

7. They've started treating women like garbage.

If your dog has started judging its female counterparts by the way they look and started objectifying them like a blatant mysognist, then your dog is voting Trump in November.

8. They've started to really, REALLY love walls.

Have you recently put up a privacy fence? Or wall? Has your dog been spending an abnormal amount of time near it? Yup, that dog's crazy for Dognald.

9. They're under-qualified for just about every job.

They can't fetch. They won't sit. The real question is "Who's not a good boy?" That would be your dog, because they've sided with Trump.

10. They've started turning orange.

And not the pretty, pumpkin orange. The stale, cheeto-dust orange. That's without a doubt a dog supporting Trump.

11. They've lost site of reality.

Has your dog become unreasonable? Are his actions stupefying, in the worst way? That's a dog for Dognald if I've ever seen one.

12. And quite possibly the biggest red flag -- BAD HAIR.

Without a doubt, the most concerning sign is bad hair. There's no turning back.

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