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11 Ways Your Dog And Your Boyfriend Are, On All Levels Except Physical, The Same

Boyfriends are just like really smart pets, right?

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Grace Cucco

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Dogs are man's best friend, and your dog and your man have a lot in common when you stop and think about it.

They like cuddles.

So you'll always have someone to hangout with watching TV.

They are constantly hungry.

And if you have to pay for their food, you will be even more aware of this.

They need daily exercise.

So daily walks are a must.

They are excited every time they see you.

The best greeting after a long day is being jumped on by someone who loves you.

Sometimes they get stinky.

But a quick bath solves the issue.

They love you unconditionally and are loyal.

And will always forgive your mistakes.

They love pets.

Physical affection is usually a must.

They require a lot of responsibility.

Feed them, walk them, make sure they do their business before bed... It's a lot to get used to, but once you get a routine it becomes second nature.

They can be exhausting.

Sometimes you may want a break.

They make average days fun.

Who knew it was possible to enjoy going for a walk to the park?

They are worth the effort.

If you have the time and patience to give them the affection and training they need, they will be a loyal lifetime companion.

Having another creature around to take care of is a lot to get used to. It feels good to have someone who counts on you. Once you have a dog or boyfriend, it's hard to know how you survived without them.

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