Your dogs should be wearing bowties if they aren't already. Not only does this make your dog fashionable, it also adds an element of class your dog would otherwise not have. Picture this: your dog is walking along and starts barking at another dog and you finally pull them apart from each other and while the other dog is walking away in shame, yours is walking away with style in his fancy bowtie.

Everything your dog does that is normally a regular everyday function will suddenly become the epitome of class and style. For example,

You can clearly see that the dog on the left has a bowtie turned to the side and the dog on the right has no bowtie. Which dog is classier? Which dog will have more success with the lady dogs? Which dog will succeed in his dog business? Clearly the dog with the bowtie.

Would you rather embarrass your dog by tying a giant bow on his head while he was otherwise looking regular, and therefore leaving him looking completely silly and not at all stylish? Would you tie a giant bow on his head while he was the pinnacle of dog-fashion? I'll let the pictures above answer that for you.

Your owner is holding you, looking very colorful and rainbow-ish, and you need to match her in your stylishness. How could you ever match her? The answer is, of course, wear an equally fancy, if not more so, dog bowtie.

You can even sleep in style if you're wearing a bowtie! Anyone can walk by and see you're wearing a bowtie while you're asleep - you'll be the classiest napper around.

Get pet, cuddle and be held in style and with class while you're wearing a dog bowtie. Straightened out and properly positioned, everything is better when done with a nice bowtie.

You can even wear holiday-themed bowties - everything from Valentine's Day to St. Patrick's Day. You can be aptly dressed and avoid any sort of pinching.

Going fishing? No problem! Put on your fishing hat and bowtie and be on your way. You'll be catching fish with style.

What more evidence could you possibly need? It's Halloween, your name is Pirate, you're dressed like a Pirate and you're wearing a Halloween-themed bowtie. They'll be talking about your fashion statements for decades.

Go get your dog a bow tie! And get it from Hannah Elizabeth Alsbach, pictured above, who made all the bowties in the above pictures, and will sell you more if you private message her on Facebook or visit her shop on Etsy whenever it's up and running.