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Do Not Get In My Pants: A Poem

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Do Not Get In My Pants: A Poem
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I know what you want.

I know that you came here looking for something,

But I’m going to tell you this straight:

Do not touch my private area.

You may want something in return,

Even though I was not asking for something,

But let me tell you:

Do not make me touch you.

I may look like I am asking for it,

But I can tell you I am not;

So listen to this:

Do not take off my underwear.

I am not a girl who does things.

I have no experience,

So do not take off your underwear.

I might be a girl,

And I might have something you want,

But let me tell you something:

Don't take off my pants.

Because I have something you want

Does not mean that I want what you have.

So no matter how much you ask me,

I will not pull your pants down.

I may have big boobs,

A big butt,

Or I may just be average,

But that does not invite you

To try and put your hands down my pants.

I am not some toy

That you can play around with.

I have feelings

That you cannot smash.

So because of that,

Do not take off my bra.

My body is my temple,

So unless I invite you,

Do not lift off my shirt.

I do not want to give you the wrong message,

And I do not want you to think I want anything,

So I will not take off your shirt.

I thought you were good,

But you were always a man whore

Who does not agree with my values,

So do not put your hands under my shirt.

We may be in the moment,

And it may feel great,

But if you want to do more

Do not stick your tongue down my throat.

I may be alone with you,

It may be a few times seeing you,

So unless I give you the look,

Do not kiss me.

There may be a movie playing.

We may be cuddling.

There may be a cute moment,

Or you may get bored,

But do not make the first move.

I may look at you like I want to kiss you,

But because I am scared that you will take it the wrong way,

I will not make the first move.

I may look happy to see you

Because you know how I feel about you,

But because I may look pleased,

Do not hug me.

I love to hug people,

But I don't know how you feel about them,

So I will not hug you.

You may see me in public

After many messages that we have sent,

But no matter how cute and flirty they are,

Do not touch me.

Unless you make the first move

And you message me first,

I want to tell you now

That I may not be the girl for you.

So, do not talk to me.

I may be putting in too much effort

And realize that it is not worth trying,

So I will not talk to you.

We may be on campus together

Or I may go out of my way to see you

And I may be a pretty girl,

But do not look at me.

I may think that you are cute,

But I know your kind,

So I will not look at you.

I cannot reiterate this enough.

I am not some object you can use.

I am keeping myself for someone special.

So, if you do not respect my wishes,

If you are not willing to wait,

If you are to try something on me,

Do not talk about me behind your back

Because you did not get what you wanted.

Instead, think of how I feel and

Think of these words in your head:

DO NOT GET IN MY PANTS.

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