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Disney Men As Guys You Know

Eric: probably a lifeguard.

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Disney Men As Guys You Know

We're pretty familiar with Disney movies, I mean there's basically no way to escape them, and who would want to? Along the way, I couldn't help but make some striking comparisons.

1. Kuzco

The rich frat boy in your class who brags about how yachting went last weekend and how big his house is. The one who "deserves" you giving him answers to a test.

2. Peter Pan

The guy who's stuck in high school who's terrified about growing up and his future, but masks it with his sense of humor and playful personality.

3. Tarzan

The guy who refuses to accept any social norm, and is really digging the whole trend of zero hygiene.

4. Flynn Rider

The guy who unfortunately pretends to be somebody he's not, usually a tough womanizer, when really they're somebody completely different. The one who acts different around his friends than when he's with you.

5. Aladdin

The guy who's with the girl out of his league and everyone wonders how in the world that relationship happened.

6. Naveen

The one who flirts with literally everything that moves, including the mirror.

7. Prince Edward

The drama king. He has more emotions than a soap opera, and dramatizes the teacher messing up an exam date to the dining commons not serving his gluten-free bread that day.

8. Eric

The guy almost every girl has a crush on because he's nice, smart, has looks like a prince and is just an all-around good guy. Probably a lifeguard.

9. Hercules

The star athlete who has a heart of gold. He no doubt does whatever it takes to carry the team to victory.

10. Milo Thatch

This here's the person who's great with science and math, but completely loses his confidence when he's around girls. He doesn't take his head out of the textbooks enough to realize how great (and adorable) he is.

11. The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (Quasimodo)

The loner who's actually really sweet and kind once you get to know them.

12. Gaston

This kid shows up to class bragging about hunting and beer and girls, thinking he's the ish. Tries to show his masculinity 24/7.

13. Shang

This guy shows no emotion in whatever situation. Show him puppies, no smile. He feels the need to be tough all the time and is the walking definition of "man up."

14. Prince Phillip

The guy who aggressively shows his interest in you and will do anything to get your attention. Probably walks you back to your dorm after studying and shows up at your campus job unexpectedly to say hello.

15. David Kawena

Your best guy friend who's not so secretly crushing on you. Everyone says you'd be cute together, and the tension is there, but both of you are either too oblivious or scared to press it further.

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