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Disney Dating Problems

These girls have some serious issues.

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Disney Dating Problems

As much as we love Disney movies, the dating scene is much different than those movies portray. Our favorite big gestures from these movies would be more than a little weird in our modern times.

1. Jasmine

If a guy showed up outside my balcony on a flying carpet, I'd be more concerned with what someone had slipped in my drink and the lack of seat belts than where to go first on our whirlwind tour.

2. Ariel

Losing my voice for a guy? He better have taken me to an awesome concert for our first date. Then some girl shows up that has my voice and you decide to marry her? No sir.

3. Cinderella

This wasn't a masquerade. I didn't have a mask on. Also, I'm supposedly the love of your life and the woman you want to be your princess, but I'm not worth your time to come find me yourself?

4. Sleeping Beauty

Okay, I admit, I like this one. Sleeping for an absurdly long amount of time is pretty much every college student's dream. Being awoken by a random guy you encountered one time in the middle of the woods kissing you? Not the college student's dream.

5. Snow White

Let me try to live with seven guys and have them expect me to clean up and cook for them. And waking up to another random guy kissing me. Why is this a thing? These princesses need to lay off the goblets of wine.

6. Belle

I mean I look a little beastly when I wake up with bed-head, but this guy takes it to a whole different level. Not to mention you couldn't let him drive anywhere because you don't want to see what happens when he gets road rage.

7. Rapunzel

What did Rapunzel do in that tower all the time? Dry her hair obviously. If you think I'm going to let some guy climb up this hair that I've just meticulously blow dried for seven hours, you must be mistaken.

8. Mulan

If we spend the first few months of me liking you with you thinking I'm a guy, we're gonna have problems. Just because I had my hair pulled back when we met at the gym doesn't mean it was a man bun.

9. Pocahontas

The threatening pictures from Prom wee cute with the dad and the shotgun and everything, but let's not take it that far. I'm not gonna get my head bashed in by my dad for some guy.

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