Have you ever wondered where the perfect place to people watch is? Next time you go to a concert take a moment to observe those around you and the environment that brings various types of people together. It’s interesting to see such a diverse crowd all gathering for the same purpose, a music artist. You must have something in common, right?

The pukey teenager

You’re typically not surprised to see teenagers hogging the bathroom stalls. Some use the restroom as a place to puke, others resort to the pavement. The least fortunate of them all end up tossing on the train ride home…that is enough to get your stomach in knots. It seems as if the most sober friend has decided to take care of the pukey friend; you pass by and suggest Gatorade.

The fighting couple

“Did you just check that girl out?!”
One wrong move and the whole concert is ruined. A fighting couple has “bad vibes” written all over it.

The old people that are a little “too old”

No matter what concert you go to, you always will run into old people reminiscing on their younger years...Woodstock was nearly 60 years ago.

The sucking face couple

“Did you happen to get a glance of their faces?”

“No?”

“Me neither.”

You glance over at the couple suggest they get a room.

The randos hooking up

Great music, good food, over-priced parking and potentially meeting Prince Charming? You notice that the groups of teenagers in front of you have introduced themselves. You look away for 2 minutes and before you know it, they’re sticking their tongues down each other’s throats.

The “I think I can dance” guy

Maybe he doesn’t know any dance moves, or he knows too many. He doesn’t care who’s watching or if he has no rhythm. Regardless, this guy is the life of the party and just wants to have a good time.

The groupies

Your ears will be ringing for the next week thanks to the groupies who screech at the top of their lungs. Chances are, they’re wearing a signed t-shirt by the performer and they told you about it nearly 10 times

The “I want to share every moment with my friends on social media” person

Between posting snapchat updates and uploading selfies on Instagram, this person has their phone glued to their hand. You feel a little sad for this person because they’re not truly living in the moment and enjoying the concert because they’re too wrapped up in their phone.