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If The Chipotle Menu Were Students

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1. A Bowl without Guacamole.

Sometimes the best things in life are missing something that would make them SO much better. Just like a burrito bowl missing it's most desired part (Guacamole), sometimes people are geniuses but lack social grace.

2. Quesarito.

Sometimes in class, it's okay to eat, but other times it's totally uncalled for. Just like when you order a quesarito from Chipotle when it is their peak hours.

3. Guacamole.

Guacamole is always the best thing, so much so that it costs $2.05 extra. Guacamole is like the player that thinks he is so much better than any other person around.

4. Salad.

A salad with chicken on it is the best, packed with protein and so tasty. Just perfect for anyone that is running around from sport to sport.

5. A Bowl with Extra Rice and Beans with the Tortilla on the Side.

When you know the smart move to not only fill your stomach but also save money. #Smart

6. Burrito with Every Meat.

When you just can't decide what your gonna get, so you just ask for everything on it. We have all been there before, just like we have all been undecided on what we want to do with our futures.

7. Bowl with Sofritas.

A bowl with tofu is just like that girl in your class that asks you to sign a petition to save the chickens.

8. Chips.

The broke college student of foods.

9. Margaritas.

Margaritas at Chipotle are like the people who party way too much and you never understand how they don't get drunk.

10. A Bowl with Steak, Extra White Rice, Pinto, Guacamole, Cheese, Sour cream.

#Foodie #Me. AKA the person who is always broke because they always eat out.

11. Quesadilla.

Just like quesadillas are the best snack, there is always that one friend from school that has the best snacks with them. They are also the friend with the hookups.

12. Tacos.

Tacos and Chipotle just don't click in my mind. Someone that gets tacos at chipotle is like the person who is so confused in math class that they just cry the whole time.


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