Not surprisingly, I'm sipping a Diet Coke as I write this. If you're like I am, you would rather drink water than Diet Pepsi (and you would rather chew glass than drink regular Coke). If there's only one true love in your life, and it comes in a gorgeous silver can, you can surely relate to the following moments.
1. The indescribable sensation when the first sip of Diet Coke hits your throat.
2. When some wet blanket decides to strike up a conversation about how bad aspartame is.
3. Being in a Pepsi-only environment.
4. When you drink it too fast and feel sick for a minute.
5. Getting judgmental looks while drinking Diet Coke early in the morning.
6. When people ask you if you only drink Diet Coke because it doesn't have calories.
7. Dealing with caffeine withdrawals when you go too long without a Diet Coke.
8. When there's a SALE ON DIET COKE!!
9. Lying awake at night, because of all the caffeine you had, and feeling betrayed.