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Detox Or Expresso Shot?

Find yourself on one of the two sides.

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Have you ever thought of yourself as a tea person or a coffee person? Maybe the idea didn't seem possible since you enjoy both of these delicious indulgences. However, I am here to show you which one you truly are.

In your social life...

Tea People: Relaxation is key and you much prefer to cozy up in one of your many fuzzy blankets and socks watching a moving sipping on a new flavor of Teavana that you just got. While doing so, you are probably looking at snap chat seeing what everyone is up to at midnight. On the other hand, if you were to go out with your friends you are the type of person that is going to chat with the only other person who isn't drunk at the party.. meaning its gonna be the house pet.

Coffee People: You are constantly full of energy and when that energy begins draining out you head to your local barista to fuel up again. Your ideal date? A coffee shop with some of your towns best coffee beans and your "person." When it comes to the evening, your late night expresso shot has turned you into a night owl who is always adventuring or binge-watching greys anatomy.

When it comes to your "love life"

Tea People: You are probably daydreaming about being in a Britain tea room during tea time when a handsome man with an accent comes into the tea room. You're probably going to fall for the soft-spoken person who can talk to you about the remedies of tea. Truth is, you look for one who carries himself composed, and ready to go write, paint, or take long walks along the beach.

Coffee People: On the contrary of a tea person, you tend to daydream about meeting your love in a coffee shop studying abroad. A tall man who is into music and is always up for an adventure. He will ask you if you would like to share a fancy cappuccino but you politely deny because you want your own. The following night you seem him performing at a local coffee shop and tell yourself its fate.

Looking into your future..

Tea People: Probably always at home.. watching old movies that make the room even darker despite the little light you have for your succulent plants. You are sitting on the couch reading a book, only to pause for a sip of your tea.

Coffee People: By this point in your life, you most likely have a cup or two of coffee every morning. When drinking that coffee, you are thinking about how you should probably switch to tea so you don't get health problems. After that though, you resume drinking your coffee cause you know you could never switch side.

Which side are you a part of?

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