Hello Fashion Moguls,

As a girl who loves looking fashionable, I appreciate your every attempt to make me look my best in the clothes I love. But I need to ask you one question:

Why must every pair of shorts be constantly riding up?

When I put on the shorts that you meticulously design and create in your factories and I stand still, the shorts look and feel amazing. When I start to walk around and do activities in them, however, they creep up which results in me picking a wedgie in public.

I've gotten over that, by the way, taking out a wedgie that my shorts have given me in public. Guys do it, hell, I've seen some women do it! So why can't I? But all I'm asking for is for shorts that don't ride up as I try to live my life as a fashionable human being.

And this isn't a problem that just pertains to me. Ladies everywhere are constantly dealing with shorts that, once in motion, are not as comfortable as they appear.

I don't pretend to know how making shorts works and I don't know why certain fabrics ride up more than others but I do have some suggestions as to how to fix the issue:

1. Make them out of actual jean material. The jean shorts that I have that are made of jean material are not as prone to ride up as shorts made of spandex that have a jean print on them.

2. Make the shorts, like, a HAIR longer. The longer they are down your leg, the less likely they are to ride up.

3. Or, just, you know, change the design of your shorts altogether.

Fashion designers, I don't think I'm asking for too much. It shouldn't be that hard to create shorts that are comfortable and that don't give me a wedgie.

Thank you for your time in reading this. I truly appreciate it.

From,

Me and every other girl on the planet