10 Girls You'll See At Any Fraternity Party
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10 Girls You'll See At Any Fraternity Party

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10 Girls You'll See At Any Fraternity Party

As a college student, fraternity parties are kind of a big deal. They are a chance to forget about school and hang out with friends. Whether it’s midweek or the weekend, you can be sure to see these 10 girls at any party you go to:

  1. The Sober: This is the girl that doesn’t drink, but is having just as much fun as any drinker in the room. She’ll politely decline your offer for a pull from that half empty handle of cheap vodka in your hand, but she’ll be right there with you in the dancing circle.
  2. The Liar: She starts off the night with the phrase, “I’m not going to drink that much tonight,” and ends up needing four people to put her to bed. You can also hear her announcing, “I’m totally sober” after running into a wall or falling down the stairs.
  3. The Horn Dog: This girl is a hunter. She has one goal in mind: to get laid. Whether she’s getting over a break up or just plain ole horny, you can catch her making out with some dude against a wall or grinding on her lab partner. She throws most standards out the window just for a little action, and we don’t judge her for it.
  4. The “Brother”: Every fraternity has those few girls that think they run the show. They go places they aren’t allowed, they demand the most ridiculous things from pledges, and they pretend that they are the DJ. They go behind the bar even though the guys have asked them not to, and they disregard the fact that people actually live in the house as they throw their beer bottles and cans everywhere.
  5. The Girlfriend: She’s dating a guy in the house. She doesn’t always think she owns the place, but she does know where everything is. She’s the go-to girl when someone has their head in a toilet, and a lot of the guys see her as a sister or mother. She is always at the house, no matter the time or day. But at parties, she's either chatting with her BF's brothers or dancing with her lady friends.
  6. The Beer Girl: This is that one girl that absolutely hates cheap vodka. She walks in and the first thing she says is, “where’s beer? I need beer.” She’s the only reason your fraternity even buys beer. Either that or she’s taking the expensive stuff from your room.
  7. The Bathroom Junkie: Once she’s broken the seal, this girl lives in the bathroom. Every five minutes, you can see her dragging her BFF to the bathroom because she really has to go. She has the bladder of a fly and all her friends give her a hard time because of it.
  8. The Gagger: This girl drank waaaaaaaaay too much and is always on the verge of throwing up everywhere. Every time you see her she either has her hand over her mouth or she’s running to the bathroom, gagging with each step. You can bet that she didn’t eat enough before she went out, or she pregamed harder than you did.
  9. The “Let’s Take a Pic”: Whether it’s for snapchat or Instagram, this girl is constantly taking sorority posed pictures with her friends. Her snapchat story is well over 30 seconds, and when she’s looking through those pictures the next morning, she realizes that she looked like a wet chicken nugget and deletes half most of them.
  10. The Dancer: Whether there are 20 or 200 people at the party, she’s always dancing. She’s constantly dragging her bestie to dance with her, and you can guarantee she's on a table somewhere. Why? Because bitches love elevated surfaces she just wants to have a good time.

Honorable mentions:

The Dresbian (aka Drunk Lesbian), The Drinking Gamer, and The Wine Lady.

Let’s be real here: if you’re a girl and love a good frat party, you can certainly identify with more than one of the girls listed above. Don’t be ashamed of anything. Chances are, nobody is going to remember what happened last night, anyways. The only thing to be ashamed of is the number of beers you half way drank before putting them on the ground and getting a new one.

***Please drink responsibly. Do not be the person that gets sent to the hospital.***

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